If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
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