hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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