That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
