Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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