you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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