You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
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