Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
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