i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
Are you alive?
I googled "I don't want to vomit anymore," and "how to rip out your uvula," at 9 am this morning, but I'm still here. Uvula and all.
What drink are we having for lunch?
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
Randomize
