He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
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