Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
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