Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
i will never coherently bang her
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
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