One girl and one boy is just not enough.
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
i grabbed his hand and told him i loved him and then he looked down and said "i love...mallomars" and shoved like three in his mouth. never been so embarrassed.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
This beer is not sobering me up at all
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
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