The bird has been looking kind of ugly lately...gotta look nice to fly with the hawk ya know?
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
FUCK WHALES
Randomize
