i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
found the other keg... it's in the tree
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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