the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
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