I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
I'm still drunk, my mom is throwing up, and there is a random Irish guy out getting our house breakfast right now. Wednesday's are my bitch.
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
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