no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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