Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
apparently i'm not the first person wake up and realize she's ugly cuz i tore this house apart and there is no sign of my clothes
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
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