When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
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