I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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