YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
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