what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I came back to the apartment and he was waiting for me, covered in mustard.
needless to say I left
The only thing worse than cracking my rib on a slip and slide was having the doctors laugh when they found out in my medical history that I did this exact same thing last summer.
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
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