Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
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