Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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