What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
I'm sitting in front of the mirror eating cereal and pondering how my boobs got so big
Welcome to my life
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
Randomize
