wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
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