Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
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