we were pretty classy up until the second keg
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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