Got a toothbrush?
Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
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