he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
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