so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
All I remember about last st pattys day was I was in a bathtub with full bubbles, fully clothed, drinking out of a flamingo lawn ornament that someone cut a hole in.
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
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