Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
She is a social worker. An actual good person trying to save the world. I feel like every time I give her an orgasm God wipes a little smudge off of my shit list.
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
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