I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
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