I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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