Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
Dude, sorry for live texting you my binge drinking. If you'd like me to do the same for my hangover, I can share that I just had to sit down while q-tipping my ears.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
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