yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
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