You're so nebulous sometimes
Hey man sorry I got all grabby
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
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