I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
He ran over from the bar to give me more singles because the stripper was doing gymnastics on me. He is a really great friend, just probably not the best boyfriend.
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Randomize
