you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
Randomize
