OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
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