So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
All I wanna do is sit in water and get drunk. The only thing more American is giving birth to eagles.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
Randomize
