Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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