Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
Your first words after putting out the flames, "how am I supposed to eat girls out with my top lip burned off??"
Yeah no more flaming everclear shots.
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
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