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Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it

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(503): View more from Oregon

the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day

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I know she was great

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(714): View more from California

Being a girl sucks.

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Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too

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(334): View more from Alabama

The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.

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(703): View more from Virginia

So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win

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(650): View more from California

Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.

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(402): View more from Nebraska

I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...

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(305): View more from Florida

You know that panicky moment when you go home with a guy and realize you’ve been there before?!? HAPPENING RIGHT NOW!!!

(305): View more from Florida

Turns out I banged his son a few months ago but the kids back at college so I don’t have to worry about him walking in while Dad has me bent over the couch

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