Non-Jews are for practice
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
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