Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
So I bring Danny back to the apartment for the first time and my roommate is curled up in the beanbag in the middle of the floor, wearing nothing but her uggs, high out of her mind and watching Harry potter... She offered us kettle corn.
He asked if he could come over tomorrow....
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
Dick very happy bro
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
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