Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
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