My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
Oh FYI, people asked how/why I met you and I didn't want to say "drunk at a party on an air mattress" so I made a story up. It was a very cute and charming story with no alcohol.
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
He said he's going to karaoke tonight and I just spilled a bunch of Cheetos on the floor and ate them all. So that's my night.
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
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