I feel like I'm in dance class right now
idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
today i was walking through gramercy with a dress bag from David's Bridal and a bag of McDonald's. No guy would make eye contact with me as I scarfed down my fries. I think I was mankind's walking night terror.
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
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