Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
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