Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
Randomize
