I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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