Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
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