whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I'm trashed wearing your mom's snuggie. She says hello.
Just checked my missed calls... why did you call me 37 times from 2:14 to 3:58?
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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