I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
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