I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
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