it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
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