Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
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